Look at my scary pitbull
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"
pray for the youth. -____-
submission from missteyk
a mind is a terrible thing to waste
😒 this is just sad smh
I don’t trust these 90’s babies with the world, if this is what they believe. Ya’ll google, use that shit !
just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse
I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow
Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war
Mulan: I saved motherfucking China
Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple
DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!
If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING MULAN
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer